Kick Ass Grassmarket (18+)

Kick Ass Grassmarket (18+) Overview

First Impressions

Walking up to Kick Ass Grassmarket (18+) on West Port, you immediately know this isn’t your typical four-star hotel. The name says it all, really — this place has attitude, and honestly, that’s exactly what draws people to it. I mean, you’re literally steps away from one of Edinburgh’s most vibrant areas, and the energy is infectious from the moment you arrive. The adults-only policy means there’s a different vibe here — more relaxed, maybe a bit edgier than your standard tourist accommodation.

Location Magic

You know what’s brilliant about this spot? You’re right in Old Town’s beating heart, but tucked just enough off the main drag that you’re not dealing with constant street noise. The Grassmarket is basically your front yard — all those pubs, restaurant, and shops are a 30-second walk away. I’ve stayed in plenty of places that claim to be central, but this actually delivers. Edinburgh Castle looms above you (seriously, the views are something else), and you can stumble back from a night out on the Royal Mile without needing a taxi. Couples absolutely love it here, and I get why — there’s something romantic about wandering these cobblestone streets together.

The Room Experience

The room design strikes this interesting balance between modern comfort and acknowledging where you are. You’re not getting cookie-cutter hotel bland — there’s character here that actually fits the neighborhood. The beds are properly comfortable (trust me, after walking Edinburgh’s hills all day, you’ll appreciate this), and the bathrooms are well-designed without being flashy. What I really liked was how they’ve managed to soundproof things pretty well, considering you’re in such a lively area. You get the energy of the location without the 3 AM street conversations keeping you awake.

Morning Fuel

Breakfast here is actually more substantial than I expected — they do both continental and buffet options, which gives you flexibility depending on your plans. If you’re heading out early for Arthur’s Seat or planning a full day of sightseeing, you can fuel up properly. The coffee’s decent too, though honestly, with so many great cafes within a two-minute walk, you’ve got options. I found myself grabbing a quick bite at the hotel some mornings and exploring the local breakfast scene on others — both worked perfectly.

Why Guests Love It

This place works because it knows exactly what it is and doesn’t try to be anything else. You’re getting solid four-star comfort in an unbeatable location, with a personality that matches the neighborhood perfectly. The 18+ policy creates this relaxed atmosphere where you can actually unwind — no worrying about disturbing families or dealing with kids running around the corridors. For couples especially, it’s become a bit of a favorite, and I can see why. You’re paying for the location and the experience, not fancy amenities you probably won’t use anyway. Sometimes that’s exactly what you want from a city break in Edinburgh.

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